SNEK TO THE TOP

Snek Manifesto:

And on the third day The Snek did rise from the earth, and it stood, tall and powerful, before its people, its creations, its children.

And the people of Steam bowed to Snek, and they cried, "Hail the golden Snek, brightest that ever dawned upon Steam."

And the great Snek Proclaimed "These are the words by which we must game, these are the words by which we must dominate. For with the world as my witness, never again shall noobs triumph over servers, never again shall Tyrone by allowed to live.

And the people cried "Snek, Snek, Master!"

Commandments of Snek:

1. Thou shalt kill Tyrone on sight.
2. Thou shalt proclaim the truth that is Snek to the world.
3. To disobey Snek is to accept your fate to be forever a peasant in the underground.
4. It is your duty to destroy those who would attempt to defy the power of Snek.
5. Thou shalt recognise the false prophets of Snek, and castrate their children.
6. Thou shalt observer the playlist of glory music (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5c56rX3Y97Sd_lVfQGy-P880fTWi9LOg) regularly, and thou shalt respect it's power.
7. If thou Disobeys the holiest laws of Snek, thou must commit adulterous acts with a bush until you have been cleansed by your own blood.
8. Thou shall recite the poems of Snek Regularly.

Ode To Snek:
Head crushed
Body like mush
Lying in the middle of the road

Tail coiled
Plans foiled
Never to slither from its aboad

Rap of Snek:
Snek to the top
He goes till he drops
No one can stop, him
Until his head go pop, underthetruck
Mofo Forgot to duck
They scream ♥♥♥♥
Cuz now snek is muck