Honestly the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ I know

If I had a penis I would tuck it up in between my legs. Then i would tape it and hot glue it and would wear a thong. I would then wear and wig and go ont the streets late at night, pretending to be a teenage hooker, and would offer my body to the first man I saw. It turns out that the man was a police officer and took me in. I was so nervous that when he asked me my name, I gave him a fake. Later in the evening, a female officer preformed a strip search on me. Everything was okay untill she found the cottage cheese. I had spread some cottage cheese over the tape to disguise the tape, and some of it had dripped down my left leg. When she came across the cottage cheese, she soon found the tape, and it was all over. Or at least i thought it was. She slowly pulled of the tape, a few chunks of congealed cottage cheese rolled to the floor, and the rest. Honey, the rest is history.

don't mind me, just here to mention im a GAMUR GWRILL xD, i play, uhhhh... overwatch, fortnite and CSGO! 😂👌 flips multicolored dyed hair 🙆 equips spiked choker 🐕 buys upcoming Comic Con ticket xD did i forget to mention I watch A LOT of anime? 🇯🇵 let me name a few to prove I'm an anime addict xd ☺️: Naruto, Sword Art Online and umm... joins VRChat, inaudible moaning xDDD STAHP seducing me boys‼️take me seriously i have depression like you guys 🤭👌💯 REAL ass gamer girl up in this 🅱️ 💯 😤

he called me gay and i agreed, he then decided to call me straight to demotivate me from sucking it.

big big big -rep on this one, i don't suggest doing any deals with him.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this guy. We win 16-3 and he says "Mission failed, we'll get em next time"

Everytime I whiff a spray this nerd just yells Wow! Nice shot! over voice. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toxic.