Everyone is required to be present on the flying dutchman for the septannual swabbing of the poop deck. Please bring your buckets and your favorite toothbrush. Snacks will be provided to anyone who cleans at least three boards per second. No pets allowed unless you can provide proof of purchase of said pets. Also, there will be a live performance by the police sirens that will undoubtedly be following us around as we move at mach 3 through town.