This group is run by the great Phoenix The Great

This is for the elite, legit, and worthy-enough only. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
(um, except if you know the ADMIN personally, that helps too.)

The only way to become an ADMIN, you must follow this criteria:

1. You must be over the age of 35 and under the age of 6 AT THE SAME TIME.
2. You must have some experience with black magic. (or at least know a black guy.)
3. You must have the song "Lance Is A Homo" memorized completely.
4. You must eat a bowl of nails for breakfast....without any milk.
5. You must not talk about Fight Club.
6. You must like Star Wars....or Tenacious D.
7. You must be British, American, Asian, Eurasian, Indian, African, or Italian or really anything except Dutch. (stupid Dutch)
8. You must admit that Back To The Future II is better than the first one.
9. You must have a 4.0 GPA or higher (GPA means "Gonna Pwn Ass"
10. You must be Phoenix.

This is my first of many announcements to come. Join my brothers for the revolution shall begin soon. Soon the Phoenix shall rize to POWER! But for now: have fun, be safe, and fuck off! :)