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Information about the purpose of the Wobblies is avaliable at the first link in the sidebar on the right.
Please bear in mind, Citizen, that this information is classified ULTRAVIOLET, and viewing at VIOLET clearance or lower is treasonous. Any further requests for classified information will also be considered treasonous.

Remember, Citizen, happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution. Have a nice day!

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