In Loving Memory of our Collective Best Friend Christopher Taylor, the Canadian. In every way a gift to the world but most of all to our lives.

HelloooooOOOOoooooo my fellow Whales,


We, as an organization, face complete and utter anihilation. While we still hold signifficant territory in the Northern Wastes, our influence has become spread thin and dangerously under supplied. To make matters worse, due to recent changes in sovreignty in the Fedora Plains, our income of Dorritos and liquid euphoria have been cut dangerously short. Lord Commander Chris Taylor has reported a mass evacuation of the Tumblr breeding grounds as the Octopi Society make fantastic military strides closer and closer to our borders, and indeed to our homes..

In these dark times it is important, moreso then ever, to remain steadfast to our cause. Become the best whales in the sea. Destroy Ahab and all he knows. Bring an end to the Octopi warmachine. Have nice teeth like you. While we here positioned at the Northern Wastes have held back the tide of the Octopi Society for well over three years, it has become increasingly obvious that my leadership is of more use to this organization elsewhere.

It is for these reasons that I now announce to you, my fellow Whales, that I have chosen to reconsolidate our collective power to the Southern Barrens. Our campaign here in the north was both a distraction and a mission to secure our two most loyal ranking Officers, Lord Commander Chris "Mudkipman" Taylor and Lieutenant Ashley "Austism Incarnate" Whatever her last name is. And in all respects we have succeeded in our goals. I leave the holding of our fortifications and forces here in the North in their capable hands, where they will keep the Octopi forces well at bay while keeping their teeth at their most presentable.

I know there are many questions to be answered, politically, diplomatically and militarily, our arrangements with the Rodentia Empire immediately comes to mind, and I will be more then willing to take up any questions or concerns anyone may have regarding the current situation within our most sacred order.

Furthermore, effective immediately I will be promoting our own Josh Johnson to the official rank of Cultural Ambassador for the order. I will also be lifting all previous requirements for joining in an effort to bring our order back to the military strength it once held. More details will be released on that at a later date.

Stay strong, my whales, brush your teeth and never, ever trust anything with more then 4 legs...

Signed,

High Commander Fizzly 'Pudding in my eye' Twill


Honor, duty, teeth.
Swim furiously.