Welcome to the Ministry of Silly Walks

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...

I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day,

This is an ex-parrot!!

LIFE OF BRIAN:
He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!!

Always look on the bright side of life

MONTY PYTHON & THE HOLY GRAIL:
We are the knights who say Ni!

We want a... shrubbery!

We eat ham and jam and spamalot

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Tis but a scratch!

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."


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