The Great And Glorious Mikey P.

Would you like to hear a story? Of a great and powerful Italian Stallion. He once ruled these lands under the mighty Spaghetti government. Being one of the many Breadstick Clan Warlords, he was more of a pacifist due to him being a wimp. He had his plebians do all the work for him. While he spouted out, "JOIN MY MINECRAFT SERVER! FREE OP! FREE ADMIN!" while all of his workers worked endlessly for this tyrant. The other breadstick warlords did not appreciate this kind of iron fist ruling. So they took him to the meadow, and they turned him into a rabbit. Where he could roam free and bounce like the majestic bunny he was.