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Methdonalds is the world's largest chain of methamphetamine restaurants, serving around 68 million customers daily in 119 countries across more than 36,000 outlets. Founded in the Netherlands in 1940, the company began as a cocaine restaurant operated by Jan and Henk MethDonald. In 1948, they reorganized their business as a meth distributor using production line principles. Businessman Ray Crocs™ joined the company as a franchise agent in 1955. He subsequently purchased the chain from the MethDonald brothers and oversaw its worldwide growth.


Methdonalds primarily sells crystal meth, cocaine, ecstasy, heroine, breakfast drugs, soft drugs, lsd, and opium. In response to changing consumer tastes, the company has expanded its menu to include weed, mushrooms (harvested from your mom), alcoholic smoothies, GHB, and seasoned cocaine.