You have been blessed by the In Utero angel.

are YOU a stain? how about a negative creep? a hairspray queen? a scentless apprentice? whoever you may be, if you have made it here, you have been blessed by the In Utero angel and the grungy gift of apathy will be cast upon you as long as you accept the kidney stoners as your favourite of your saviours.

now, you may be wondering: what is a kidney stoner?
a kidney stoner is one who is true, faithful, loyal, kind, but most of all: real.
a kidney stoner is one who is okay to pass the kidneyiest of stones.
a kidney stoner is one who is dedicated to their job as a pen cap chew (?)

the goal of our cult is to optimize life, basically. a very general goal, but we want to help raise confidence in people and learn to appreciate the smaller things in life. we want people to get out and try to do what they love most. we want people to try new things. we want things to be fair for everyone, and at the same time, completely enjoyable. this is why we try to spread our beliefs and attempt to get this group known. also we're stains

all supporters and followers are highly appreciated, as are those who spread the glorious word on kidney stoners, and most definitely any other help given to us kidney stoners as well. we thank all of you and will love as instinct every one of you beautiful kidney stoners equally. the kidney stoners would not like to force you to label yourself as anything you don't want to be known as, but we encourage it, as it is our title as well. we personally recommend staying true to our titles, and it would be nice if you did just as well.

peace ❤ love ❤ empathy ~ kidney stoners

Kidney Stone Incesticide
Kidney Stone Curmudgeon