Welcome to the K.U.L.T.

As a member of our group, you are to live under the rule of the Lord of Cucumber Juice, Cucumber Lord.
Your duty is to follow the rules, abbreviated as K.U.L.T.

K - Own a bottle of KETCHUP at all times.
U - Distinguish of all UNDERLINGS whom prove unworthy.
L - LICK the daily sauce bottle at the end of each day.
T - TO be honest, these are pretty weird rules. Don't follow them; they make no sense.