Kannikrew, the place that Kanni is worshipped in!

Kanni, our Lord and saviour is the embodiment of wonder. Every moment of intelligence, wit, and consciousness is based off his mightiness, for our lives are null without Kanni. Kanni is the reason we live, the reason that we experience life the way it is. His mightiness represents the ideals of intellectualism.

After the great prophet, Chiu appeared from the bowels of two homosexual men, Kanni spoke to him therein: We (all) are one with the Kanni, and we can only have the Kanni. He spoke of the great tragedy of the Kanni, where when he gives up on us, we will return to dust.

It was then did the great Chiunicorn appeared with its dark eyes, brown hair and condescending laughter. He greeted the people of Kanni with a “k” and then disappeared into obscurity. Only to appear once in a while to feed and defaecate.

1. Be an arsehole
2. Have a superiority complex
3. Have no skill in anything
4. Worship only the Kanni
5. You shall not worship graven images of Lollis
6. You shall not attack water molecules
7. You shall blame others for your lack of skill
8. Worship the Chiunicorn when it appears
9. The law was lost after Kanni destroyed the city of Sharan
10. You shall be gay