Diciples of Lord Josh Rodgers

Welcome, all those in search of guidance by the holy Josh Rodgers, the constructor of underwater computers, rider of tron bikes, and assassin of mile-long distances.

Those who seek guidance under the cyborg assassin god of skateboarding may follow, should they obey his commandments:

1. Rosh is the creator of all, who built the first computer that loaded his creations. Do not doubt his ability.
2. Rosh is the greatest programmer of all time, able to create any game in HTML and can efficently create BNC servers from any wireless acess point. None posses his computer skills.
3. Rosh's tron bike was created and driven to the end of the earth, and should you see it, you must always bow to its greatness.
4. Do not disrespect Rosh, or you shall be sniped from any distance, as his mile-long sniper rifle covers great distances.
5. Rosh founded every city. Specifically, his home is in the great land of Italy, at which he founded his hometown. Those seeking his love must make a pilgrimage to his town for enlightenment.
6. Rosh grants his nanomachines to those who pray to him with an underwater computer.
7. The end of the world will occur if Rosh should ever break his skateboard. Impress Rosh and strengthen his skateboard by skateboarding yourself, it is how you shall honor his greatness as master skateboarder.
8. The holy symbol of Rosh are his ♥♥♥♥ rings. The eight golden piercings are the symbol of greatness. Do not disrespect this symbol.
9. Rosh's memes are givers of life.
10. Love Rosh above all else.

In Rosh's name we worship, amen.