*slaps table with tail*

small loan of a million dollars

I sexually Identify as a Dragon. Ever since I first played Dungeons and Dragons as a young boy I dreamed of flying over villages and setting them ablaze in the dim light of the end of a day. People say that this is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I am having a biomancer alter me and give me wings, scales, tail, and over time my body will become that of a dragon. From now on I want you all to call me Shimmergloom and respect my right to hoard your treasure and kill anything and everything needlessly. If you can't accept me you are a dracophobe and need to check your Fantasy privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

Can I be invited to dragon feet again I've somehow misplaced my invite.

So is this group dead or what?

I'm a dragon too..Remember to ♥♥♥♥ me! :O