I'm sorry, this is not a event, but you WILL recieve a reward (listed below) if you complete the tasks

1. Please kill 10 smurfs while eating an egg, the egg must not be damaged, you may not use the egg as a weapon. You will be rewarded with a sense of accomplishment

2. Find a Jewish Mudkip. Then reincarnate Hitler and put them in a cage. You MUST record a ten-minute video. You will be rewarded with a ticket to genocide heaven. There, you may kill as many smurfs as you like.

3. Go back in time and find Jesus. Bring a Mudkip to him and he will bless it. The Mudkip will become the great Holy Mudsus. Then blow off its head with a 12-gauge and bring its corpse to me. However, you must pay for shipping (recommended) or you can open a pokemon portal and it will appear before me. The third option is not recommended. Kidnap the Cow King and he will use his mighty powers to teleport you to me. I will personally reward you with spamming I AM WATCHING YOU all over your profile page.


I Give Life, I Bring Death. I Am The Cow King. You Know Me As God.