Finklantin Temokraattinen Kansanrepupliikki

Democratic People's Republic of Fingland

We, the great and powerful DPR of Fingland do not fear. We do not tremble. Though, We will mercilessly trample Anyone who dare to disgrace Us, for Us to be the strongest and greatest there is. For that, do not hate Us, but join Our greatness. Help Us help You, since We are the Democratic People's Republic. Any, and every desicion made by Us is made by You, for You are the People and We together are the Republic.

We accept anyone to join Our power. When You join, You will be told the secrets of Our ancestors, the great story of Our existence, of Your existence, since We are the same, We are the People, and this is Our Republic. As You join, You may not leave. There is nowhere to leave from. This is Your Home, this is Your Life, this is Your Everything. Why would You give up Everything then, for something as filthy as a land, that doesn't understand and can't comprehend Our Power, Our Greatness, Your Greatness.

You may help Us help others as well, by recruiting People. Help Them, since by helping Them, You help Us, and by helping Us, You help Yourself. Don't believe the lies others say, We're the True and Only. We're what You are, not what filthy barbarians claim Us to be. But You wouldn't believe them, since You are Us, and We are the Power. Anyone who are the Wise and decide to join Us and Our Power, the People around Them shall be added to Our Great Society, since for You to be the First and Chosen Messenger of Your former Group, We'll clean It from the illnesses that are Its curse and let Your People join Our People, as We are the People of Our Republic, and You are Us.

The center of Our holy land is where filthy barbarians, who don't understand Our greatness, think Finland is. For our Holy Land's center's name is not Finland, but The Core, and all other land evolves and grows around The Core. Don't worry for Our Land, for Your Land, since We are One, and Once shall We all be United by the Greatness of this Republic. Your Republic.

Our offcial language if Finglish, originated from the 19th century Finnish immigrants of Northern America, later improved on by Finns, Who were desperately trying to act way cooler than They could by adding some English sounding words to Their way of speech. For Us to use English, is for the good of Mankind to know about the great DPR of Fingland, which is why We decided to raise awareness of Our greatness by using something as barbaric of a language, since so many seem to understand it.

Don't worry for Your lingual skills, since You're bound to learn Our Sacred and Pure language of Finglish, for You're not Alone, You have Us. You have Us and We have You, since We're One People, We're Together.

You are the People, and We together are the Republic, ruled by True Democracy. This is the holy Democratic People's Republic of Fingland.


We also play games, if that's your thing.