Bedtime Stories!

One day I decided to infiltrate morgan freeman's submarine base but in order to do the raid I needed 3 other people in my party.

I went far and wide to recruit homies for the HaRdCoRe raid. In the Volvo lands of Ogsc I recruited Kritts the Penguin whilst he was folllowing his regime of evil.

Because I cant be bothered to explain the rest of the story I fetched my friends with "benefits" and we entered the doorway to hell.

LEEEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEENKIIIIIIIIIINS!

Me and my level 69 fairies charged the huge overlord of the underworld who proceeded to stop us and talk about what it is like to be God, I didn't like the way he thought he was better than me so I sprayed deoderant at the back of his neck because he's one of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the school changing rooms that cry whenether that happens *cough cough*.

I will have to stop soon because Kritts is getting pissed at the fact that I am solidly typing (♥♥♥♥ you).

We mantled my manta ray and surfed into the passage of goodness in search of bacon sandwiches. I got one and laughed as I watch one of my homies fart another to death. Hue hue hue!