Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

Hey, Tom! I'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it, thank you.

father you said you'd just go get ice cream not 423 games

please come home

+rep for nostalgia, would bang

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture *blushing*. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha ! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far *blushing*? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk *Prepares for rejection*. You look really nice and fun

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