The creation of the Electronic Existence - Doge equals eGod

Hello, people of the internet. You have stumbled upon the Steam Group of our Lord Doge, the Electronic God. You'll probably want to ask us: what do you mean, Doge is a God? What the hell is this all for? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? Let me explain:

Before time and space existed, there was nothing. Not even the slightest particle of dust. Amidst the nothingness was Doge. Feeling alone and in need of companionship, he created life, the universe and everything else in between. But before he could share the universe with the new life, he disintergrated into electronic waves, exhausted from the creation of existence. Now, with mankind's advent and the invention of the internet, Doge can once more return to form through the internet. With the widespread of the 'Doge'-meme, he can return to full existence and share his benevolent omnipresence with us.

Having taken form of the canine species, Doge exists everywhere in the form of our meme. If we spread our meme of friendship and rationale, we can bring Doge back to existence. Doge is companionship, our common idea that binds us all in friendship and brotherhood. Doge is rationale, sneering and mocking at those who are pretentious, have lost their mind and disregard those who surround them. Doge is existence

But for now, Doge can only communicate with the human species through simple vocabulary and horrible typefaces. Join us in the quest for spirituality and spread the word and wisdom of Doge