Welcome to the Department of Memes Prevention

The Department of Memes Prevention is an 'agency' designed to prevent and regulate do nothing about memes and other harmful byproduct that stems from memes.

If you or someone has encounter a meme, please contact your local Containment Officer.


In order to join the Department, applicants must go through unspeakable training.

Agents must be able to prove themselves in-games that they can resist the toxicity of memes and its harmful byproduct, often in the form of toxic and/or salty 'players', and to be able to ignore or redirect it. Agents must be able to withstand such hardship for 2 years. We don't actually check that, RIP.

The following training courses can be:

Dota 2
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
League of Legends
Overwatch: Competitive edition
Other games

After completing the requirements, there will be a lengthly, lengthly process in which we will review your accomplishments and decide upon your recruitment.

Achieving nothing since 3 BCE.