Hail Chris!

Welcome, comrade! The Province of Chrisbakistan is led by his lordship, Chris, and within his bountiful glory he will smite any opposing force. Everyone in his lordship's realm is equal, but our glorious leader Chris is more equal than us. The benefits of moving to our province include and are limited to: one potato per day, one quart of water per day, and one hour of electricity per day. Each and every citizen will be rewarded daily with twelve hours of hard-working labor in the uranium mines. Always remember, big brother Chris is watching.