Welcome Chefs of all kinds

Life

Serves: 1

Ingredients:
3/4 cup depression
3 tsp anxiety
40g spicy meme
600g salted personality
1 AK-47
30 ammunition
2 cups AIDS
Cancer (to taste)

1. Preheat oven to -273.15℃. Set aside spicy memes to defrost.
2. Load AK-47 with 30 ammunition and rush mid.
3. Miss whole clip of ammunition and get awped.
4. Check oven. If house is not yet on fire, allow another few hours to preheat.
5. Mix all ingredients in bowl and pour over XBOX 360.
6. Place XBOX 360 into oven and let brown overnight.
7. Serve with cancer (we prefer around 300kg of the stuff, but some may benefit from 600kg - 2000kg depending on the saltiness of their chosen personality)