THE RUSSIANS HAVE INVADED BURGER TOWN

RAMIREZ, STOP THAT NUKE WITH YOUR WATCH

BURGER TOWN IS OSCAR MIKE

RAMIREZ, SHOOT DOWN THAT AC-130 WITH YOUR TACTICAL KNIFE

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAMIREZ, KEEP UP

Modern Warfare 2 is the brilliant new game in the Call of Duty series published by Activision and developed by Infinity Ward.

The plot focuses on a Russian take-over attempt on Burger Town.

In the year two-thousand-and-whenever the hell MW2 takes place, all fast food has been replaced with tofu and lean salad, and Burger Town has become the last source of delicious, artery-clogging food.

Burger Town employee Alexei Borodin infiltrates the dirty communist bastard Ultranationalists under Vladimir Makarov, with the aim of foiling their attempts to forment a war between Russia and Burger Town.

Unwittingly, he moves their diabolic plan forward, culminating in a devastating assault on Burger Town.

Between the bolsheviks and the delicious double whoppers stands only a single man... Ramirez.

As he oscar mikes here and oscar mikes there, Ramirez must accomplish the seemingly impossible and KEEP UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAMIREZ.

The multiplayer is powered by the lag- and cheater-free IWNET, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience for everyone who is certifiably retarded.