HP Microphones Rated #1 by New York Times

Firstly, I am terribly sorry for not informing the world of the terrible loss of the HP Digital Stereo Headset, but I needed time to grieve over the loss. The HP Digital Stereo Headset was the greatest person the world has seen, he donated over 72 cents to breast cancer funds, and 41 of his lungs to dying children. The entirety of the world is now in shamble without this wonderful person. A memorial service for The HP Digital Stereo Headset will be held May 18th, 2015 and his museum in Dover, Delaware is expected to be finished in about 3 minutes. Never forget The HP Digital Stereo Headset, our one true leader and Father of the universe.