You're a manchild

Let me preface this by saying you sound like a gamer.

Gamers are faggots.

Now thats outta the way, faggot, i need you to accept a few simple realities in life, okay? Alright....first 1) Women hate you. That may be a tough pill to swallow, but youre doing God's work by being eliminated from the breeding pool, and i appreciate that, as it leaves more vaginas privy to my insemination. Kuddos.

Secondly 2) when i tell you to do shit, its an extention of my generousity. Do you think id just trust anybody to go pick up a pizza or clean the bathroom? Of course not. Ur my special beta-boi and i luv you for all that u do.

Lastly 3) just remember ur a faggot, is all.

Cheers (not u, just the general reading audience) 🍻