Advanced intellectuals who only play on turbine, as well as view it as the land of milk and honey

By joining this group, you must swear the oath to the following status quo of turbine

- Never cap on turbine
- Votekick the lime scout
- Spam your binds at the end of the round
- Say thanks after every kill

By doing this, you would have already noticed your mortal plane of existence lift to a higher level.

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Giveaway Winner

3 May, 2021 - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH | 1 Comments

Thanks for participated. I waited an extra 12 hours or more people to hop in or else it'd be a 25% chance for anyone to get it.

After a computer generated random tick, It has decided that Lavender is the winner!

Congratulations!

https://gtm.you1.cn/id/DiamondLady

The person in question will also recieve player of the week.

100 Members! Giving away a Collectors PKS Eyelander

1 May, 2021 - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH | 12 Comments

Hello turbine addicts,

I’m not too sure how this group gained relevancy, but here we sit at almost 100 members.

In celebration, I’m giving away my prized Collector’s Professional Killstreak Eyelander. This sword has seen the most fierce degeneracy in all of turbine, it has once gone through an 84 killstreak in one game, slayed countless spin bots, and won 4 competitive matches in a row. truly a force to be reckoned with.

To enter, simply comment on this announcement. Doesn't have to be anything serious. on May 2nd, a winner will be chosen at random. Anyone is allowed to enter this raffle. Invite your friends!

I only ask that the future torchbearer of this sword should carry on the legacy of the chaos and anarchy that is turbine.