Welcome

The Armed Republic of WalrusUnion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Walrusboy with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.391 billion WalrusUnion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorod Gory. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient WalrusUnion economy, worth 623 trillion Cold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,943 Cold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.