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RULES:

Obey me and the rules, or you'll be banished for enternity.
You can treat me as your friend, but you will officially be known as a "loyal asset."
The one thing I will absolutely not tolerate at all is spoiling a video game to me or my inner circle. That means you, Josué. After 2 offenses, you will be banished from the kingdom for 3 years and eaten by the dogs.
Feel free to publicly shame those I deem insignificant but sufficiently loyal to the cause.
Beginning on February 1 of 2017, you must recruit 5 new members for this kingdom each 1 year period. I shall give the moderators immunity, but all others shall meet this quota and submit those you have extracted as proof of your loyalty to me.
For every recruit you find, they must be sent these rules by you, in order to sustain peace.
I am free to change these rules at any time, and you must comply.

Have fun, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! :D
–King Elijah the Omnipotent Sex God

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Update: My Account got Hacked.

21 December, 2019 - King Elijah | 0 Comments

Hi everyone.

If you're seeing this then I'll let you know that my account was hacked. The hacker blocked every single one of my friends, and now I have to add all of them back individually.

It's very tedious...and I'm sorry that I was such an idiot to fall for their trick. Believe it or not, while I haven't been on here for so long...I care about you all and I want to be friends with you.

So please. Wait for me to unblock everyone(Steam is a pain in the ass and won't let me send too many friend requests) and I'll be back to talking with you all.

Thank you

King Elijah

New Servers Incoming!

10 November, 2019 - Mr. Owl | 1 Comments

https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1910429646

Greetings Monkeys

Myself and King Elijah are putting public servers together and will be ready soon* Unless something changes, It will be a Tf2 server sporting a trade idle map and a Gmod server hosting a dark rp map including all the mods and such.

We will work out a rewards system in which if your a member of this group you'll get a flaming chainsaw bazooka machine gun or something.

Gmod Vanilla server up! The port is 65.60.31.103:27015

If you think you've got what it takes to be an admin, let me know.

*i have no idea when these will be ready certainly not soon

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Lenin's Cat

27 Feb, 2018 @ 5:37pm

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.