The 'ard Binmen

Have you ever seen an 'ard Binman?
No?
Then you're blind my friend.
"The Binman" as he is commonly reffered to, is known throughout the great empire named - Wigan.

Also if you are in the 45th Regiment of Imperial Guards led by some bloke who's allergic to nickel, I'd strongly advise leaving before joining a prestigous group such as this.

The Hard Binmen will not accept anyone in the 45th Regiment of Imperial Bellends, so leave the group of bastards before joining The Hard Binmen.

The Binman salutes you,
- Simon Vitali