Depot, where we take all your desires and turn them into beatiful gnomes!

The Gnome Depot is a well-established company selling building materials and garden gnomes. You can choose from a variety of gnomes, starting with the Half-Life gnome and ending with Gnome Chompsky himself! (by the way, there is no difference between them, but shh!)

Ask any of our shop assistants for your gnome today!

List of things that you can do with our gnomes:
- You can kick them
- You can throw them
- You can hit others with them
- They look nice
- You can not have them
- You can fill them with strawberry juice
- You can talk to them, but you won´t get an answer from them
- You can shove them up someone's ass
- They can be compustible
- You can accidentally throw them off rollercoasters

We are still looking for things you can do with our gnomes! Post your ideas below!

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