We are TEAM TRASH TIER!

We are a proud group of players who have no desire of sinking to the abysmally low level where broken weapons such as messer and brandistock reign supreme.

We are members of ƬƦȺȘĦ.
We do not sexually idenfity as messercopters.
We do not b0ckswing our way to victory with maul stamdrains.
We do not spamfeint foes into the dirt with sword of war stabfeints.

We fight for honor. For glory. For fame. For the hot chick at work. For your mom which I banged last night. For the right to say "lol nub got rekt with ♥♥♥♥ weapon".

As it says in the official ƬƦȺȘĦ Chronicles, chapter 8 | paragraph 11:

"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no messer, hold no greatsword, father no brandistocks. I shall wear no crossbows and unlock no heavy javelins. I shall live and die with my double axe. I am the longsword in the darkness. I am the bearded axe on the walls. I am the fork that guards the realms of men. I pledge my sling and flail to Team Trash Tier, for this match and all the matches to come."

1. We are neither a strict clan nor a competitive one. Joining this group does not mean you are bound to this group alone.
As we do not identify as an actual clan that participates in scrims, you are free to pursuit your wild dreams of becoming a KnH or -TC- scrub while still remaining in this group as well.

2. We are the few honorable players left in this nearly forsaken game. This means no teamstacking against noobs, no deliberate teamkilling and no unnecessary racism.
That of course does not mean you are forbidden from retaliating against some cocky dude. Teamkilling in general is wrong but sometimes you gotta show dem scrubs who's boss, amirite?

But remember this general guideline:
When no admins are around, we should be the next best thing.
We stand up for those unable to defend themselves and then proceed to gangbang+teabag the living ♥♥♥♥ out of those that wrong the innocents.

3. Use trash tier. Duh.
See below for a full list of approved weaponry. Note that ƬƦȺȘĦ is not entirely against the usage of every weapon in this game from time to time, but repeated/extended usage of overpowered weapons will result in you getting kicked from this group.


Click HERE to view the list.