First Order of Buisiness.. Breakfast.

Greetings organisms of the outside world.
I am the Toast, not just toast, I am THE Toast.
We give you one message, surrender your toasters to our governent or taste our wrath, it will be Toasty

- Enemies/Slimes/Insultative

* Mon Calamari people, Leader: Gial "Admiral" Ackbar, fish dictator of Mon Cala

* Obama, reason of hatred: because vodka

Alliance/Friends/Loved ones

* Toast, reason of peace: Mutual respect

* Dank memes, reason of peace: Inhale memes, exhale dreams
-CURRENTLY IN TRADE ROUTING-

* Scout's Pancakes, reason of peace: hur hur pancakes