We here at SaltCorp™ are proud to present the Saltiest Scrub of All Time award to an autistic individual by the name of "Sluggy". His rage is truly unrivaled, the Dead Sea has nothing on him.

http://gtm.you1.cn/id/basedsluggy

As you may notice, not only is his profile private, he literally specified in his settings to not allow people to invite him to groups--he's afraid that he'll face the utter shame of being a Victim of Hurricane Sodium. Sadly for him, he was perhaps the worst victim of all, whether he was part of the group or not.

Sadly we have no video evidence of this inconceivably powerful saltmeister, but we hope his legend will live on regardless.