On September 29th, 2011 Valen Xero was seen at a Walmart in Stockton, California fending off ninjas with a package of ramen noodles he had recently purchased. The ninjas apparently swarmed him from all sides but Valen was able to defend himself by quickly tying all the noddles together, then swinging the massive noodle 360 degrees, slicing every ninja in half. It turned out that they were zombie ninjas and the zombies ninjas pursued Valen as he fled into the Walmart. He headed to the bicycle section, grabbed a 2-wheeler with training wheels still on and hauled ass to the hunting section. It was reported that Valen grabbed a 22. rifle and began decapitating the zombie ninjas one by one. One customer had this to say, "I saw that crazy asian bike here through the aisles, then shortly after, men dressed in black and cut in half were chasing after him on their hands. I was so startled i dropped my Summer's Eve Douche package and ran for my life. I still have a yeast infection!" The lady was too startled to comment anymore. A walmart employee reported a 4'6 asian that resembled valen running into the fruit department, and began chucking papayas and tangerines at the zombie ninjas. According to another witness report, the tangy fruits did not phase the zombies, which led Valen to fall back to the Antique Samurai Weapon department. It was reported from an unknown witness that he and I quote, "went all asian on those commy bastards!"