The fanclub for history's greatest man

Allow me a moment to chronicle you in the echelons of glory good 'ol Otto ranks. A wondrous man who believed firmly in German confederacy and just about everything perfect in this world such as, but not limited to, being outwardly sublime, a confederate reform for a well-needed Germany, stunningly badass Machiavellian methods of instigating wars against french pansies and kicking their powdered butts, shoving their heads on a pike, sticking it in a horse thigh, and patting that equestrian ass back maison-bound. He also started three wars, winning a surprising total of all/three, but not taking an inch of Austrian land upon shoving his foot so far down their country's rectum he achieved the astounding feat of literally stomping the ♥♥♥♥ out of their ass. The iron chancellor deserves so much more than a puny fanclub; but it's a start to the recognition he is rightfully endowed.

*Dreamy RealPolitik Sigh*