The fanclub for history's greatest man

Allow me a moment to chronicle you in the echelons of glory good 'ol Otto ranks. A wondrous man who believed firmly in German confederacy and just about everything perfect in this world such as, but not limited to, being outwardly sublime, a confederate reform for a well-needed Germany, stunningly badass Machiavellian methods of instigating wars against french pansies and kicking their powdered butts, shoving their heads on a pike, sticking it in a horse thigh, and patting that equestrian ass back maison-bound. He also started three wars, winning a surprising total of all/three, but not taking an inch of Austrian land upon shoving his foot so far down their country's rectum he achieved the astounding feat of literally stomping the shit out of their ass. The iron chancellor deserves so much more than a puny fanclub; but it's a start to the recognition he is rightfully endowed.

*Dreamy RealPolitik Sigh*