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Happy St. Chuckets Day!

16 March, 2014 - Lil Uzi Vert | 0 Comments

The team here at McTrojan's would like to wish you a happy St. Chucket's day!
We in fact, have absolutely no association with Ireland, but Old Man Trojan tells me I would be a FOOL if I didn't take advantage of this totally useless, meaningless holiday, to give you a reason to spend more money here! Try the new Pot O' Gold Chucket Combo, and wash it down with a Shamrock Shake! (No! We totally did not steal that name, McDonald's in fact stole that from us! Losers!) These exclusive items are out ONLY for the rest of March! Get here quick!

-McTrojan's Team

*extremely small print*
Please note: The Pot O' Gold Chucket Combo does not actually contain actual gold/a pot of gold, please stop with the false advertisement lawsuits.

Merry Late Christmas and Happy New Years!

26 December, 2013 - Lil Uzi Vert | 0 Comments

The staff at McTrojan's would like to wish you a Merry Christmas a day late for the second ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ consecutive year in a row! We're just so busy during this time of the year, so many chuckets to be made for our beloved customers! And us here at McTrojan's certainly hope you found one under your tree this year! If not, please contact Santa and tell him he's a complete douche.
Enjoy the holidays,
McTrojan's Team