Bronys S.U.C.K

Fellow brothers, it is indeed, that time of the year again.

It is time to take up arms, for the great war is closing in once again. Summer has come!
Surely the Bronies will multiply during this leisurely time, the F.4.6 will spread!
I suspect they will forge alliances with the "Furries", this is indeed a great threat to mankind.
The fate of the world is in our hands now, brothers, so awaken!
Awaken once more to fight against the one true evil!

HAVE FAITH, FOR MASSES GLORY! ONCE AND FOR ALL, BROTHERS!! ALL HAIL MASSE MACHINE!

I am PRRRRRRROUD of all of you who has taken the first step towards righteousness, hurry, new brothers, for it is not too late, to change thy fate!

Sincerely,
Tyzlous the Muncher

Wise words, as expected from our lord. It's true that it is the one thing that separates
us from the dark ones, but yet, bronies dwell in that realm aswell, we are yet to see
who they are, but you'll see that if you focus hard enough, you can sense
phaggotry in the air. But oh well, we might aswell take this chance to
eradicate them from that realm aswell, just once we find the source of it...

"-MLP is the first refuge of the corrupted."

Sincerely
Tyzlous The Muncher.

School? It truly is a great evil force. But it's the one thing that separates us from..... them.
(cetp dey r ♥♥♥♥ lol)
If bronies were just a little educated they wouldn't be bronies.

"-Heresy grows from idleness."
Masse The Glorious.

*Cough Cough* HRMH... Well, apocalypse is upon us, Brothers. We once more have to return to the cesspool of sin and sorrow... We will once again, every day, be trapped for seven hours in that filthy... Horrible realm. But fear not, brothers. For with the strength we've harbored over the past two or three months of glory, Together, nothing will be able to corrupt us.
I wish you good fortune, brothers. May Masse be with you!

Godspeed, brothers!
Sincerely,
Tyzlous

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! You truly deserve it!... I voted for you!
Brothers, i raise a toast in his honor, for well fortune on his travels
through the fields of epic brony carnage, and on his HOLY SUPREME CRUSADE!!!
CHEERS, MY BROTHERS! FOR MASSE THE GLORIOUS!!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!