Do What Ya Want 'Cause a Pirate Be Free

Th' Kremlin' Kuthroats be part o' th' Kremlin' Krew and be Kaptain K. Rool's (Meself) main soldiers. Ye best be donnin' pirate regalia, such as hooks instead o' hands, peg legs, sailor pants er bandanas. Ye fight wit' weapons such as cutlasses,cannons, trusty blunda'busses, and handy flintlock pistols, which emphasizes this here pirate theme.

We gots a Discord channel, make an account and join if'n ye blokes be intarested. Tis a limitless invite, but ye'll need a role before ye disconnect
https://discord.gg/0qEmLN55iLy2SPmk
https://www.guilded.gg/i/Z2yVrRWk

I got a Twitchtv Account[www.twitch.tv], if'n yer intarested ye may check it out (Tis dead as I don't stream at all)

We also have our own Facebook Page[www.facebook.com], howeva' dead it may be. IT STILL EXISTS. It could always use admins

Be wary fer me long lost brotha' Kaptain KK. Rool. He was unda' th' guise o' Matt Damon. He was jealous o' me success and wished ta' join me krew. Upon bein' denied entry he made own krew, th' Kumthroats, ta' try and rival me own. Afta' th' Kumthroats failed he went on ta' become a famous actar, where he become Matt Damon

Kuthroat Demands
A list o' demands from Kuthroat Terrorists

• An ice cream truck filled wit' evary flavor
  
• Do away wit' Columbus Day
  
• Anotha' truck filled wit' gold doubloons
  

Kuthroat Wisdom
Wise words from Kuthroats spoken in th' heat o' combat

• This isn't a house anymore, this be real life
  

Rememba' ta' take off yer coat at Davy Jone's Locka' before ye orda' yer meal and enjoy th' music

• Calamari - 10 Kremkoins
  
• Crab - 6 Kremkoins
  
• Hard Tack - 1 Kremkoin
  
• Leather (Aye, ye can eat it. Probably not flavorful) - 1 Kremkoin
  
• Lobsta' - 12 Kremkoins
  
• Shark Fin Soup - 20 Kremkoins
  
• Shrimp - 5 Kremkoins
  
• Turtle Soup; Th' shell be th' bowl, and th' skull along wit' th' spine be th' spoon - 10 Kremkoins

Salads, served by th' Kraken'

• Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy) - 4 Kremkoins

Beverages

• Grog - 1 Kremkoin
  
• Lemonade - 3 Kremkoins
  
• Orange Juice - 3 Kremkoins
  
• Rum - 6 Kremkoins
  
• Wata' - Free Fer Kuthroats, 1 Kremkoin fer anyone else

Dessert

• German Double Chocolate Cake - 10 Kremkoins
  
• Cake: Chocolate - 8 Kremkoins
  
• Pie - 7 Kremkoins
  
• Tyler's Famous Homemade Cream Pie - 15 Kremkoins

Daily Specials at Davy Jone's Locka' 50% off

• Monday: Lobsta' - 6 Kremkoins
  
• Tuesday: Shrimp - 2 Kremkoins
  
• Wednesday: Shark Fin Soup - 10 Kremkoins
  
• Thursday: Calamari - 5 Kremkoins
  
• Friday: Turtle Soup - 5 Kremkoins
  
• Saturday: Rum, also buy 1 get 1 free - 3 Kremkoins
  
• Sunday: Tazered Chicken (only available Sunday) - 4 Kremkoins

All meals served wit' extra kruelty