Home of the Famous Tri-Tip Sandwich

Welcome to Gilbert ♥♥♥♥♥'s famous Mesquite-style BBQ Pit. The general rules are to be followed as a patron of this fine establishment:
1. Don't drop your guitar pick in the drain.
2. Pudding at 4am is a ritual.
3. Join Gay Club.
4. Members are to be addressed with "Suh dude".
5. The Yemenese are not to be trusted.
6. Always remember to beat the ♥♥♥♥♥ up.

Adherance to these rules will ensure quality service, quality food, and of course, quality meat ;)
Failure to abide will result in banishment and sentenced to hell, where Swartz will throw grapes at you for eons to come.

~Breathe in, breathe out, tune in, drop out~

Today's special: Slow-roasted lamb leg
Happy Hour is from 4pm to 6pm

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GIMP Discord Server

14 August, 2017 - Fastlove | 0 Comments

As you all may know, the GIMP business was a bit on the low end, but that is because a group based on the Steam platform is soooo 19th century.

That being stated, we now have a Discord server!!! Most of you are on it now, but a couple of you are not *cough* Colin and Torrise, you stupid pricks. Oops, coughed at the wrong moment.

Here is the link: https://discord.gg/ZbG4cY9

Our Discord server is far more active so please check it out!!

Today's special:

Merry Christmas!!!

25 December, 2016 - Fastlove | 0 Comments

Fellow GIMPs, I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
I hope y'all came together and distributed your gifts evenly for the Secret Santa. If you were unable to bestow a gift to your person, talk to me if you can. We can... figure something out ;))

A free round of beer starting at 8pm for any patrons coming in for a frosty Christmas mead to warm your cold, empty Grinch soul. I'll be digging out a bottle of Indian firewater, from the dusty crypts of our booze cellar, for the occasion. Bring your children, as there will be plenty of games and activities for the little ones. :)

Sincerely,
FUPA Nation