𝗪𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗲𝘁, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀

it's the tool for you to check whether we're offline, so you can go and raid us, you're welcome.

Some irrelevant statistics:
Active duty personnel: 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝+1 (moral support, you know)
AWOL: ∞ ( Nowadays they are professional bomb defusers)
KIA: too many (press f for "missed but never forgotten")