Who are the Fedorable Urban Holocaust Klan?

We are legion. We are Fedorable.

Thou shalt not have any skrubs before me, nor shalt thou covet thy enemy for achieving thine kill. Thou shalt only praise the Urban Hazards, for they are your Lords and Gods. Thou shalt not giveth away your complimentary Urban Hazard for any amount, as it is dank and priceless (worth more than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rent).