RRRROOOAAARRR

Fucking Dinosaurs fucking each other.

So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"- Mal.

That's almost award winning. That should be nominated for an award. This is so awesome .Its the 2nd most awesome thing Ive seen lately. The 1st awesome thing was Toy Story 3. That was pretty awesome. Awesomnley awesome.

I think we should all play that game we played for like 2 weeks and stopped playing. That one game with the zombies and....guns...with bullets.....

Sometimes they even have yeast!.

Truer words have not been spoken.

YOU REMEMBER THIS FUCKING GROUP? I sure didn't.