"It Just Works"

Twas a day before ESVI releases, people are waiting anxiously, camping around best buy and blockbuster to be the first to have Todd Howard's sweet sweet love nectar in their clammy, grimy hands. Massive crowds and small, wild stampedes of people form as the game is ever closer to being released, with some injuries and fights being reported on the news; then suddenly, it happens. Jesus makes his second coming and all the good little boys and girls of the world ascend to heaven amisted the chaos going on down on Earth. Every man, woman and child to have ever existed upon the Earth are gathered around a massive stage, with blinding lights emminating from it, and a single silloute of a man on the center. There he is, Godd Howard. He speaks only one sentence, a sentence that echos across the vast, infinite stretches of space, words that reverb around in the everlasting glory of Godd. "Skyrim 2.............. Now available on the Switch." The gathered souls rejoice with glory, people celebrate to such a magnitude that it makes the curing of cancer look like a lonely man celebrating his birthday. Centillions of voices cry out with an incomprehensible glee, "Godd Howard! Godd Howard!" A smug looking Howard simply walks away as the masses buy his game and earn his sweet, succulent drops of love in the form of Elder Scrolls VI

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Buy Skyrim Special Edition!
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