▌│█║▌║▌║Please Convert to our new Religon Gabenism ║▌║▌║█│▌

Please Convert to our new Religon Gabenism or face the wrath of our all mighty ruler. Gabenism is a belief that a man called Gaben created the Universe purely out of Steam. It was said that he created the Fortress, the Earth, and the first humans who lived a half-life, Gordon and Alyx. They reproduced and ever since, they were the roots to our expanding population. So far, there were only 2 people who had half-lives, and ever since there was never a third one.

Today, as descendants of the first humans who are created by Gaben, must serve Gaben or we will fall to the depths of Chell. Chell is where the people who don't obey Gaben will go, and Garry is its ruler. The Fortress, however, is where the people who obey Gaben will go, and will not fall into the depths of Chell. It is protected by the nine mercenaries who are pure and will always follow Gaben, no matter what. People who reside in the Fortress have bought and downloaded all kinds of games, which makes Gaben happy. If Gaben is exceedingly pleased with his followers, he will reward them a bundle of happiness known to us as Steam Sales. The followers are also rewarded with 1080p HD games with 60 or higher FPS. However, if someone has fallen to the depths of Chell, Garry instead will reward you with his highest tier of rewards, 720p HD with 30 or lower FPS. Those people who are given that reward are called Console Peasants.

For now we know the consequences of not following our lord Gaben, we must obey him and give him our lives and souls to him (also our money). Today, there are more than 30,000,000 people who reside in the Fortress. We hope that you are part of those 30,000,000 people.

May Gaben be with you all.

Goals
1̶0̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶s̶
5̶0̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶s̶
1̶0̶0̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶
200 members
300 members
500 members
1000 members
3000 members
Eliminate all other opposing religions

The Place of Worship[gaben.tv]
The Games
Our Beliefs[gabenism.wikia.com]