Welcome to the church of pizza i am the messiah known as jimmy and i was birthed from our very own pizza gods womb

church of pizza, Long ago a penis was formed and it was a pizza penis it rained supreme over all the creatures in the cheesy land and was therefor announced as being the ruler of the pizza. He fought hard to get this honor and went to high places of the world for this brave position in the pepperoni cult. He received the large condom so he could have sex with one of the virgins. While raping her he sacrificed a mushroom on her stomach and ate its liver he then ♥♥♥♥ out the messiah Jimmy