The Official Home of the Bozo Clan™

Joining bozo isn't as easy as clicking "Join Group".
For pre-approval you need to send us...
1. Your resume with a cover letter (my secretary can provide you with the email)
2. Your LinkedIn profile along with any other social media accounts (we need to know you're openly sexist and homophobic)
3. A 10 hour compilation of your greatest plays ever
4. CSGO stats including W/L ratio, K/D ratio, HS/K ratio and A/D ratio
5. Your stance on Russia and Ukraine
6. Clear photo of your penís with drivers license next to it for authenticity

Once our agency reviews and see's that you could be a good fit you will need to...
1. Play 50 comp matches with our clan leads to see your performance
2. Play 25 dangerzone matches with 1 clan member of your choice
3. Get 50 hours of flying scoutsman under your belt

Once we review the gameplay and get written testimonials from our clan board, we will accept you.