♥♥♥♥ PERU FARMERS

Alright boys, my plan currently is to storm the Bolivian Embassy in Sucre, and bring about a situation similiar to the Iran Hostage Crisis November 4th 1979. As such I would like all farmer's to gather their pitchforks and be on the lookout for film crews containing Ben Affleck once this event goes down. Now I know Evo Morales is fervently against this plan, however my mate Pavel has a couple of pics of him doing blow off some hookers and sodomising the Vice President Álvaro García Linera so he shouldnt be too much of a problem. Furthermore the Columbian Cartel has agreed to supply some much needed arms for our noble cause. I tell you brothers, by the end of the year, we will live in a country governed by the Unilateral Socialist Party Relying Upon Cassava Exportation (SPRUCE).