Welcome all to the grandest celebration of Audiosurf yet on the 5197th day of its existence.

Let us come together and reflect on this momentous occasion and remember what Audiosurf means to all of us. Without Audiosurf we would have nothing, we would be living in caves hunting rats and hitting each other over the head with rocks for fun.

Although hitting people over the head with rocks is pretty fun, let us give thanks to the Lord Audiosurf has given us an alternative.

Can I get an Audio-Amen to that?

I'm stuck at the samurai mono boss fight., I end up using all my boost on the lil yachty section and so I always end up getting crushed by mono's default dance attack.

Maybe I'm just too casul and should go back to playing an easy game, like dark souls, or winnie the pooh's home run derby.

I still want to try and push through though, any tips?

Rejoice, Audiosurfers. For the day has come to remember the glorious release of our lord and saviour 3989 days ago. I'll write some kind of joke here later or something. Stop inviting my big tiddy goth gf over she goes to another school in canada.

Let us all come together in solidarity on this momentous occasion. We must remember that all of us dudes are tasked with the preservation of the audio, and that we must not let the dark lord Mr. Nomusicsoundman take our audio! Fight strong my dudes.

As long as we persist, Audiosurf will prevail against the forces of evil and time.

Let us all come together and celebrate this momentous occasion, as the Lord and Saviour Audiosurf was forged from the anus of brilliance exactly 3360 days ago. Remember the great times that were had under the watchful eyes of Our Lord Audiosurf.