How do I start?

I received this game as a Christmas gift, and it was well worth my 2 hours. Truly, the magnum opus of our time. The story of this game is a bunch of muscle-bound warriors, battling with an earnest intensity. It makes a soap opera look like a documentary. This very game rivals that of the greatest Greek monologues. If you are considering this game, don't forget your favorite protein shake and your best flexing mirror; this game turns boys into men.

Only downside, the asses are flat.

10/10 would recommend - I will be forever a changed man.